Friday, May 9, 2008

Tragedy Strikes my Anti-Mariners Position

One minute you're on top of the world. Your Under bet on the Mariners' win total is looking like a lock and your strategy of fading the Mariners consistently is paying dividends. And then, out of nowhere, it all starts to fall apart.

Is there some sort of Richie Sexson Legal Defense Fund I can contribute to? I need that guy on the field continuing to suck so I can continue to make money on this team! My profit margin depends on his lack of production. I'm sure the Mariners' opponents over the next week or so as well as the other teams in the AL West would be happy to contribute. Together, we CAN make a difference.

Let Richie Play!

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