Lingering Questions

Not to be confused with the piece I wrote called "Lingerie Questions" for my Victoria's Secret Fashion Show Blog:

- Would Sean Avery have received a shorter or longer suspension if he just called Elisha Cuthbert a whore?

- Who the hell has Florida played this season to make them a favorite to win the national championship? And before you say Alabama, who the hell has Alabama played?

- After Sunday's dropfest, are we really so sure that the Giants are just as good without Plaxico? Really?

- Sticking with the Giants and Plaxico, and putting aside the question of whether he's dumb enough to end up in the same situation, if Eli Manning had accidentally shot himself with a concealed handgun, do you think Mayor Bloomberg would be acting the same way?

- Is it just me, or has there been a lot less talk about a "quarterback controversy" in New England between Brady and Cassel the past week or so?

- If Matt Ryan turns out to be a better rookie QB than Dan Marino, will he try and one-up Marino again by serving a shorter term as team vice-president (two days)?

- Everyone seemed to think it was funny that Kerry Collins cut his nose on the butt of his rifle when it kicked as he successfully shot a deer earlier this season, but if instead of just killing some deer he had captured a couple of deer and trained them to fight each other, wouldn't PETA be making a huge ruckus about that?

- Bill Parcels says that if you have to cook the dinner, you should be allowed to shop for the groceries, but do the Timberwolves really think that the converse is also true? If Kevin McHale returned to your house from the grocery store with rotten vegetables and spoiled meat, would you really want him cooking the dinner?

- How many of you clicked on the link above to see if I really had a Victoria's Secret blog?

- Who couldn't sleep last night and typed out this crap?